British man fathers 16 children with 14 women

Good to see the Press is up in arms about the behaviour of the Dundee man who has fathered 16 children by 14 women.

Unemployed Jamie Cumming, now there's an interesting name in the circumstances, is expecting a further child with another woman in January.

His current squeeze is 19-year-old Chelsea, while another 19-year-old gave birth to Cumming’s 15th baby two weeks ago and yet another will be popping out the January bairn.

Not sure these girls will be winning any Mensa prizes any time soon.

Cumming, funnily enough, is unable to financially support his many children and most of the mothers are also on benefits.

Cumming’s mother, Lorraine, said she was ashamed of him: ‘He’s been unemployed for years and shows no sign of wanting to work.

‘We don’t speak to each other, and, even though I love him as my child, I am bitterly disappointed with how he lives his life.

‘It’s difficult to keep up with it all, but I do my best to see all the kids. He just doesn’t seem bothered.’

Difficult to keep up with? You could say that.

In 2004, the aptly named lothario sired two girls and a boy who were all born within months of each other, and between December 2007 and August 2008 he fathered three more.

Mr Jamie ‘Unprotected’ Cumming. You are a thoroughly bad egg.

Anjem Choudary’s message of goodwill to all

Anjem Choudary seems like a fun kind of guy.
Here's an upstanding lawyer kind of bloke who’s getting £25,000 worth of benefits from the UK state while he's preaching religious and racial hatred and (now this really is going too far) slagging off Christmas festivities.

Fair enough, you may think. He’s right. Christmas is a commercialised load of garbage anyway. And it was all nicked from the pagans in the first place.

Except, of course, that Choudary isn’t having a go at that aspect of it all. It’s the religious side that really gets his (halal) goat.

‘In the world today many Muslims, especially those residing in Western countries, are exposed to the evil celebration Christmas,' he yabbered on his website.

‘Many take part in the festival celebrations by having Christmas turkey dinners.

‘Decorating the house, purchasing Christmas trees or having Christmas turkey meals are completely prohibited by Allah.

‘Many still practise this corrupt celebration as a remembrance of the birth of Jesus.

‘How can a Muslim possibly approve or participate in such a practice that bases itself on the notion Allah has an offspring?

‘The very concept of Christmas contradicts and conflicts with the foundation of Islam.

‘Every Muslim has a responsibility to protect his family from the misguidance of Christmas, because its observance will lead to hellfire.

'Protect your Paradise from being taken away - protect yourself and your family from Christmas.'

This is the bloke who has demanded the execution of the Pope and urged Muslims to have more babies to take over the UK. Perhaps he would be best protected from the evil that is Christmas by moving to Helmand or Baghdad.

Except I doubt he’ll get 25k a year in benefits over there.