Christopher Shale ‘murdered at Glastonbury by secret police’

I see it hasn’t taken long for conspiracy theories to start circulating about the death of David Cameron’s aide Christopher Shale.

Mr Shale (56) was found dead in a toilet at the Glastonbury Festival.

However, the theories suggest, he had not only penned a damning report about the Conservative Party, he also had ‘secret information’ about Mr Cameron that he was about to make public.

That’s it. Some information that was so ‘secret’ that it could have brought down the government: possibly involving the Prime Minister and a goat in suspenders or similar.

So a special MI5 hit squad was charged with bumping him off in a Glastonbury toilet.

Which they duly did.