Ted Terry charged with assault

Ted Terry, father of John Terry the Chelsea footballer, has been charged with racially aggravated assault.

It's not the first time Ted’s had a spot of bother with the Old Bill. In 2010 he was charged with drug dealing. He mum and mother in law were also cautioned recently for shoplifting from M&S.

Biggest crime of all, though, is that Terry was ever England captain. Surely that was meant to be a job for a tactician, a leader and, er, a gentleman?

Not any more, I'm afraid.

Terry is - in my humble opinion – one of the most uncouth louts in football. And a donkey, to boot.